The Arts

22 Apr


This is Mommy’s worst nightmare: “Mom, I just want to dance / paint / sing / act / write haikus about my general state of malaise.” To avoid this devastating life-choice known as A Career In The Arts, Mommy has been making every effort to make things like long division seem super rad. Of course, Mommy can’t just tell you that the new math is the new cool, so she has been sneakily turning playtime into nerd camp. Just this last weekend she encouraged you to play a rousing game of investing in high-yield dividend stocks hoping that your thirst for financial sovereignty would skyrocket. Too bad Daddy intervened when she suggested taking you to a morgue to learn about the inner workings of the human body. Of course it’s not just about your future MCAT scores. Mommy has also been encouraging sports, especially if you learn golf and can play a solid back nine while discussing the volatility of exchange trade funds. Obviously Mommy will support your choices and nurture your interests no matter what. The one thing Mommy won’t do is sign you up for Improv classes. That’s the gateway to permanently living in her basement.

DRINK: Mentos and Diet Coke. Combine in your backyard and watch as your child’s eyes light up with the joys of science.


3 Responses to “The Arts”

  1. The Grammar Belle April 29, 2013 at 5:02 pm #

    Glad you’re back! Hope the book thing is going well.

  2. Toputop Apps marketing February 18, 2014 at 8:51 am #

    This website was… how do I say it? Relevant!! Finally I’ve found something which heloped me.

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