Water

13 Aug

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Hooray for this gorgeous weather, the kind of soaring temperatures that inspire Mommy to take the Nestea plunge.  Unfortunately, nothing makes her sweat buckets more than seeing you toddle around bodies of water. Doesn’t matter if it’s one of the Great Lakes or some spilled tears  in the Bikini Village change-room, Mommy is terrified ever since she read that only an inch of water is more dangerous than fire-breathing land sharks.  She re-certified her CPR and bought you a fluorescent orange lifejacket, but no longer can she enjoy the beer and BBQ that accompany water-related revelry. And she pretty much has to give up her fantasy of one day owning a house with an infinity pool. Unless… (ding!) maybe she can still make this delusion work if she also imagines up a team of Baywatch-esq, Red Cross certified, totally responsible while shirtless pool boys to lifeguard!  Safety just got sexy.

DRINK: Water, Ironically.

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6 Responses to “Water”

  1. leahtrav August 13, 2013 at 12:32 pm #

    “Don’t hassle the hoff”. LOL Love the photo…

    • Reasons Mommy Drinks August 13, 2013 at 12:35 pm #

      He’s still so dreamy! That furry chest!!!!

      • leahtrav August 13, 2013 at 12:40 pm #

        Stop…. lol

      • leahtrav August 13, 2013 at 12:41 pm #

        Did you see his new commercial on TV? Awesome.

      • Reasons Mommy Drinks August 13, 2013 at 1:32 pm #

        WHAT?! No! I must scour the internet and find it. Like Kit to Knight Rider, I’m coming for you, Hoff!

      • leahtrav August 14, 2013 at 2:13 pm #

        Get on it! LOL

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